Green Meanie's Journey

It started as an innocent joke by a friend house sitting and a family on vacation. While Murph was keeping an eye on Neckbones house he left a little surprise in Neckbones closet. Green Meanie had his first victim and toilet tag was born!

When first discovered, Neckbone had wondered what the heck his wife had purchased and why did she want to hide such a priceless gift in the closet?! After a little research it had dawned on our world famous Steve Buscemi look-a-like that he was just a victim of a glorious practical joke. Neckbone really didn't want to part ways with his new found latrine but decided he needed revenge and snuck Meanie back to it's original habitation.

Next victim was flushed on July 4th, 2009. G Ball was shooting fireworks off in his front yard clueless to the happenings going on in his back yard. Neckbone and Murph plotted a mastermind scheme. While G Ball was enjoying some holiday family fun the elusive cousins climbed his fence and left green meanie in his back yard. It wasn't until the next morning when G Ball discovered the new potted gift under his chimney.

Knowing he had been tagged it was now G Ball's turn to move Green Meanie onto its next victim. Sunday night July 5th G Ball contacted Neckbone and they plotted to attack P50. They staked out the property and moved Green Meanie into a camouflage of shrubbery. P50 was blind to the forest green throne until Turk passed on hints of bushes and green bowls. P50 had been tagged and he and his son Spydy quickly planned the next move.

Acting chaste, P50 told Turk he didn't know what he was talking about and was going to bed. Minutes later Spydy and P50 routed their vehicle toward Turks manor. A couple of drive-by stakeouts revealed the living room light on, front shades wide open, a bedroom light aglow and the garage light illuminating. P50 and Spydy parked quietly behind Turks car, opened the back hatch of the Sedona and moved Green Meanie toward their target. Slowly sneaking toward Turks fortress of solitude they heard Chocolate Bear on the phone just feet away from their location. Still they passed the ivy toned latrine to its new home and escaped free from detection.

Turk has passed on Green Meanie and it's next victim had been sodomized. Turk took the risk of venturing deep into the trenches of Beloit. With the moonlight as his guide, Turk snuck to the front deck of Teeko's chateau and with superlative placement left Green Meanie for all to see. Even with neighbors lurking in the night, Turk kept his cool and pulled off the master scheme.

Teeko has made his move and Green Meanie's next victim was Bow! Teeko risked the venture during daylight. Knowing the Bow family would be gone he quickly made his move toward the flower bed and planted Meanie between some beautiful greenery. Adding his special touch Trevor Hoffman has joined the collection and now we wait!

Green Meanie has collected another figurative fatality! In another recreant venture, Bow the poltroon(read a book people) replicated the risk that Teeko had taken a week earlier. Bow, having the knowledge that Meanies next victim would be MIA, took the chance and ventured in broad daylight. Once upon the vacant property he risked life and limb by walking the commode up to the house and placing it gently into the lawn. Our brave knight then added his special touch and walked away literally without worry.

Not sure the story behind the madness quite yet, but Green Meanie has been moved to Frog's Villa. Only clues we have are two conspicuous reflections luming in the windows. Green Meanie has now soiled the lilly pad!

After soiling the swampy marsh, Frog quickly hopped over to T1000's countryseat, where he placed Meanie graciously in T1000's yard. Another Brother is graced with Green Meanie's presence

T1000 and Green Meanie set their sites on the dog fearing, plane breaking, rage filled "MAILMAN". Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will stop the Meanie from swift completion of its appointed rounds!

Once Green Meanie had its unscheduled delivery on the "Mailmans" yard he(as any good mail carrier would do) quickly moved the package to it's rightful owner. Well since no one is sure of the origin of Green Meanie the mailman decided to take it to "The Mayors" office.

Well no mayor wants a beautiful commode like Meanie to go unnoticed so "The Mayor" quickly had his people bestow our Green Latrine to Bluntman and the Kissing Bandit's estate. The Mayor's hitmen moved quickly and without a sound. They used their silent but deadly skills to ease the throne under the window while Bluntman sat cluelessly feet away from the clever exploitation.

Bluntman dazed and confused in his quest to get revenge decided the best person to nail was of course "The Mother-In-Law(MIL)" which basically started a small theme. MIL #1 then passed Meanie into the sacred hallows of her Mother-In-Laws".

MIL #2 called the "Mailman" to pick up the precious package and had it delivered back to "Turk's" manor.

Turk stewed over his target and decided to train with Navy Seals for a few weeks before proceeding to his next target. Once trained, Turk headed out towards Lil Oz's casa mexicana. "Yo quiero Taco Bell"!!! Your web master was alerted of a delivery by a secret code message that said "nice blue light special" I could tell you what that means but then,...well you know the rest. Anyway, Turk used his new found Navy Seal skills to stay incognito. He managed to place Meanie beneath la ventana del frente in a high risk enviroment. The Oz residence was brightly lit. All family members were awake just feet away from the mission. Two vicious guard dogs rome the property waiting to attack at any moment. Turk's training paid off as he accomplished his goal undetected.

Oh the deed has been done once again! Meanie has made another move. LilOz, usually swift of foot, struggled through his journey. Oz ventured out with P50 and Peanut to transfer Meanie to the Little Hurt Gang but ran into some nosy neighbors. While scoping Greenies next target LilOz made one too many drive bys(and even an extra walk by) and alerted a few too many wondering eyes. So he had to find a new stowing place for the portable latrine. Once realizing he was in driving distance of the Gren's residence, LilOz changed his route and headed to a new victim. The Gren's had a few lights on but were clueless to intruders. Oz lifted Meanie and planted it into the Gren's bare shrubbery. A beautiful addition to their landscape.

Meanie wasted no time being transported. Everyone wants to share this unique porcelain beauty. The Gren's quickly strong-armed The Gun Show. He may have bionic arms but his hearing needs some work because he never heard Green Meanie coming as it was placed upon his lush autumn stricken lawn. Gun Show is still unaware of the priceless thrones presence. It may take a wintery wonderland cover of snow before Meanie gets moved again.

Oh it's been a good week for Meanie! It's traveled the stateline and seen some wonderful sight on it's journey. Gun Show risked a cold and rain week night venture to sneak Green Meanie to the hollowed grounds of the Tator Family. It didn't take long for them to discover the mighty potty in their yard. Green Meanie flushes another victim!

Green Meanie has embellished another property. The sad part of this story is a group of 12 year old young ladies were able to do what Lil Oz wasn't. First, The demoniac parental figures of the Tator family added an illusion of tighty whities stained with a strange brownish compound. Then Tator Tot and her entourage of hooligans quested forth on a rainy and cold Friday night. They ventured in a high exposured region just blocks away from the local law enforcement. The elusive posse placed Meanie for all to see and escaped free from revelation.

Green Meanie makes the rounds and it's turn around time has been great. It was an ebony covered sky as the Hurt Family moved slowly toward thier mark. Thinking their destination was vacant or atleast safe to tag, they walked Meanie expeditiously to its new home. A lamp illuminated the dwelling but as the mission was taking place the porch light was switched off. Some hesitation set in but The Hurts carried on with their objective. They placed Meanie gently under a bedroom window and ventured home. Later J.O. asked if the forest colored johnny had been moved, unaware she was Meanie's next target. The next day the J.O. elders were startled by Meanie's presence but after a quick explination they excepted and grew fond of the precious latrine.

Meanie's last quest was fitting for the Halloween weekend. It gave all Green Meanie lovers a scare. As the story goes, it was a dark and rainy night(or not) when J.O. and Mrs. Hurt headed out to a destination literally unknown. "T" was off enjoying some league bowling so our two marauders figured the coast was clear to move Meanie into it's new stomping grounds. Problem was they weren't sure of the correct address. Assuming they had the right location J.O. and company slid Meanie into position and went on their way figuring their mission had been accomplished. News that Meanie had been moved flooded the world wide web, but no tales of discovery had been reported. Days passed and the pillagers began to worry. Several attempts were made to find out if meanie was safe. An address request for "Christmas Cards" was made. It wasn't the address Meanie was delivered to and panic sunk in. They made some calls to get somebody to do a drive by to see where Meanie could be. The word came back that Meanie was nowhere to be found. Fear! Green Meanie had been lost forever. Or so they thought. Turned out that "T" turned the tables on J.O. and Mrs. Hurt. He had Meanie all along but made them sweat it out before notifying them that the green latrine was safe and being prepared for it's next victim. Touche' "T"!

Green Meanie took a long Winter's nap but has came out of hibernation to visit an old friend. Papa Hurt(and I'm assuming a little help from Meanie's last victim "T") went on the prowl to visit the Mexican wonder LilOz aka Speedy Gonzalez. The blanket of snow did not stop the venture as Papa Hurt moved Meanie in to a safe location deep into the dark shadows of the LilOz fenced fortress. A frozen and snow packed gate limited the placement of our porcelain pal but it didn't stop our task master from installing a perfectly placed pot!

Toilet in the yard, Toilet in the yard. Lookin’ like a fool with a toilet in your yard. Phone in the bowl. Even some Red Bull, there’s a toilet in your yard. Call yourself speedy Gonzalez looking like a fool. You left for work but there’s a toilet in your yard! Flush It!! HEY! got a toilet in your yard, lookin like a fool, not even noticing there’s a toilet in your yard. Flush it! hey get that toilet out your yard. Lookin’ like a fool with a toilet in your yard. Phone in the bowl, A plunger and a light, a toilets in your yard. Call yourself The Oz Man looking like a fool. Lookin’ like a fool with GREEN MEANIE IN YOUR YARD!!!

Meanie went on a short trip down memory lane as it revisited an old friend. LilOz plotted for a couple weeks and waited courageously for the P50s' to go on vacation. After their departure, LilOz pushed all his chips on the table and risked the task of moving Meanie into place. Luckily, with time on his hands, he journeyed across the perfect hiding place. Deep into the bottomless pit of the window well he descended all while laboring with Green Meanie on his shoulds. Finally 4 feet later he reached the underbelly of the reservoir. Eventually he was able to scale the walls of the abyss and make it safely to solid ground. LilOz had figured on playing this one off for a while. No one would discover such a great refuge. Unfortunately, P50 headed out back to do some spring cleaning and discovered his old friend within a couple hours time. It wouldn't take long for Meanie to venture out once again.

Feeling privileged to once again have the honor of moving Green Meanie P50 and Kit Kat quickly took to action. Two targets were available, G-ball, who had previously tagged P50, or get the new comers to the fan site Rock A Fellow and D-Lee. The risk was high but D-Lee was goin to have to be the next pigeon. Setting the course in hopes of finding the right house P50 was graced by a sign to signal he had entered upon the hollowed grounds. A marked car was sitting in the driveway proof that his target was true. Though Kit Kat wanted the Meanie to be displayed in a more conspicuous setting, P50 felt the pressure and moved the latrine near the paddy wagon for all to see. P50 beaconed Kit Kat to get a picture but lighting and risk were looming. 2 minutes later news had came across that meanie had been discovered by a couple crime fighting dogs and D-Lee wandering home from some ten pin action. A few seconds more may have captured the 1st Green Meanie casualty.

No Details on this little trip but then again cops know how to move in without being detected!

Once again details are unknown but rumor has it the Mailman received a well known package from his daughter to have delivered again.

Meanie took a short trip home to it's original owner. Again no details given.

Meanie must not have liked it at home because it found it's way back to p50's for the trifecta. A special surprise was added to Meanie this trip around. Now the rules state "No DOo Doo Allowed" but our green latrine had a huge log chained to it's side. Evil Genius and some craftmanship was displayed as Murph sank and bolted a chain through Meanie's gullet, flushed the log down, and left it hung and chained to Meanie's back side. You though Meanie was getting heavy before you haven't seen anything yet.

Meanie will soon be moved again. A spineless move I know but our victims are on vacation and will come home to quite the surprise. Meanie shall soon have a Gaurdian of the Bowl. Bwaahaahaa!

A new friend has been added to Meanie which will make it quite more difficult to move. The Great Green Meanie Guard may halter quick sneak attacks on unexpected victims. The following details are true only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. The goal was to top the great log dropping deployed by Murph. The plan was to casually move Meanie into the yard of Neckbone aka Nickelneck while he and his family were on vacation in California. Too easy! I am not one who appreciates easy "no risk involved" tags. So set up the decoy. I called G-Ball and asked if he wanted to help tag Nickelneck. He passed on the info that he was busy and wouldn't be able to come along for the fun. Well if you can't join in you shall be TAGGED. Big V drove LilOz, Spydy, P50, and our new friend the Guard over to G-Balls. We did a small drive by in the double deadend roads. There was no escape if someone tried to catch us. Lights were on in the back but there didn't seem to be anyone stirring in the residence. A nosy neighbor watched from his yard but didn't send out any alerts. LilOz and Big V grabbed Meanie and our chained log while Spydy and P50 escorted The Guard to it's new home. A nice placement in the corner of the yard for everybody on both streets to see. We loaded Meanie up with all its toys then placed The Guard gently on his throne while resting his feet on his sacred log. G-Ball went by at night not even noticing his new prize until the next afternoon while heading out to work. Needless to say he wasn't too happy about being deceived but still took it like a champ.

Rules

When tranporting Green Meanie to it's next victim you must add a special something of your own before the transfer is made. Keep each item that has been left with Green Meanie. Examples: A plant was left by Neckbone, a bottle was left by G Ball, and a flower was left by P50. NO DOO DOO ALLOWED!!!

If you are a victim of toilet tag you must take a picture of the location to which you have been victimized. If you are caught transferring Green Meanie you must get a picture taken of you sitting on the throne and you must take the toilet back to your place and try another person to tag!

Finally, if you get caught by any officer of the law we will deny any knowledge of the events taken place. Tag at your own risk! Good Luck and Happy Toileting